tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99968162024-03-14T05:08:38.174+00:00Poker, Pique and ParenthoodSmall stakes Hold Em grinding, adventures in mixed games, and general ranting about the state of the world.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.comBlogger498125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-34253576491896436462010-11-05T23:40:00.002+00:002010-11-05T23:42:21.625+00:00V for Vendetta in Kinetic TypographyRather appropriate for tonight.<br /><br /><object style="background-image:url(http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/c6Q0dfrbr10/hqdefault.jpg)" width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c6Q0dfrbr10?fs=1&hl=en_GB"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c6Q0dfrbr10?fs=1&hl=en_GB" width="480" height="295" allowScriptAccess="never" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br /><br />Aside from politicians, I'd also chuck the loons who are still setting off fireworks at 11.30pm on the bonfire.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-54605575237700673262010-10-19T19:23:00.001+00:002010-10-19T19:26:42.915+00:00They Don't Write Them Like This Anymore!<a href="http://www.thecelticwiki.com/page/1957-10-19%3A+Celtic+7-1+Rangers%2C+League+Cup+-+The+Herald">Proper sports reporting</a> from the past.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-34273567504122554012010-05-31T19:41:00.002+00:002010-05-31T19:43:22.400+00:00What Is The Difference Between Israel and North Korea?Not much so far as I can see. Though North Korea seems more efficient in the art of high seas terrorism.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-66465442191145419992010-05-04T20:43:00.002+00:002010-05-04T20:47:09.779+00:00Election Time AgainBefore the last election, I actually managed to put together <a href="http://pokerdiv.blogspot.com/2005/05/moment-of-truth.html">a post I was quite proud of</a>. Alas, nothing changed for the better in the last five years, and now I can't even motivate myself to put my thoughts in print.<br /><br />Instead, I'll offer up some comedy genius from long ago, with a political slant. (Hint: Stick with it til the end!)<br /><br /><center><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DGscoaUWW2M&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DGscoaUWW2M&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></center>Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-26080975486030425602010-03-03T15:00:00.001+00:002010-03-03T15:00:58.994+00:00QFT<center><object width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9865326&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9865326&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/9865326">The "Honest Mistake" Files</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3298310">lovethesfa</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p></center><br /><br />Match fixing, anyone?Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-58140240904070802392010-02-18T12:28:00.002+00:002010-02-18T12:54:35.456+00:00More On Poker and LuckI've finally gotten round to dipping my toes in the world of <a href="http://britishpokerplayers.co.uk/fulltiltpokerrakeback.html">Rush Poker</a>. Initially, with some success, but latterly I seem to have ended up with scalded feet.<br /><br />It all started so well. On my way back from a training course in England, I finally managed to get my wifi connection to the T-Mobile hot spot on the Virgin Train working.<br /><br />Which meant that as I whizzed northwards at 125mph or so, I was able to fire up Full Tilt on my little Samsung netbook. Since the screen on this is tiny, and I'm generally used to playing six tables simultaneously, Rush Poker seemed the ideal compromise. One table, but many more hands per hour.<br /><br />My initial impressions were that it's great fun, but I am not convinced that it will supersede multi-tabling regular games as my preferred mode of play.<br /><br />This feeling should be qualified against yesterday's experiment, where I worked my way up to four-tabling Rush Poker, by which time I seemed to be averaging over 1200 hands per hour! Absolutely incredible.<br /><br />I did play, by my standards, very tight (11%/8%) but the results were execrable. I finished the day, after three hours play, a whopping eight buy-ins down.<br /><br />Which leads me to luck. Looking over the results, I was able to attribute one buy-in to bad play on my part (3-bet from the blinds with AK, c-bet a whiffed flop and got a bit carried away on a K turn versus oppo with KQ who flopped top pair and turned two pair).<br /><br />However the overall loss was primarily a combination of cooler situations (set-under-set, QQ v AA on a low flop, flush vs top set who fills up on the river, bottom set vs top-two who fills up on turn, etc.), and some teeth grindingly neanderthal play (cold calling a 4-bet pre with 97s, floating the flop with nothing and back-dooring a straight on a flushing board, etc.)<br /><br />Encouragingly, I didn't even stack-off in most of these situations. But taken together, they all added up to a hefty loss!<br /><br />Which, to me, seems like a hellish run of luck. However, fortune WAS smiling on me in one way.<br /><br />As I was experimenting, I was playing lower than normal. A mix of $25 and $50 buy-in, instead of $100 and $200.<br /><br />So, whereas I could easily have been looking at a loss in excess of $1000, the actual damage was more like $300.<br /><br />Not ideal, but well within the tolerance of my bankroll - and even $25 buy-in games generate some <a href="http://britishpokerplayers.co.uk/fulltiltpokerrakeback.html">rakeback</a> when you are getting through 1200 hands per hour!Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-8928262137242407232010-02-09T13:22:00.000+00:002010-02-09T13:23:39.599+00:00Missives From A Pretend Professional Poker Player - Part 4. LuckI've spend the last few weeks working in Belfast. Cosily ensconced in a nice hotel that was at the upper end of acceptable walking distance to the office.<br /><br />This meant than on Mondays I took a taxi back to the hotel, as hefting a fairly sizeable suitcase was both impractical, and an open invitation to be mugged.<br /><br />Belfast rush-hour traffic is much like any other city, with one rather complex junction in particular causing a backlog, as the lights rapidly cycled. Meaning that to my eyes only a few cars got through on each iteration.<br /><br />Next morning I crossed the same junction on foot. As I waited patiently for the green man to appear, a lengthy stream of cars passed by along the same route I had taken the previous evening. 'ffs', I thought, 'Those lights let LOADS of cars through!'<br /><br />This simple lesson in perspective took me back to a few hands I've recently played, in both of which, I got lucky. But in very different ways.<br /><br />Hand A is a classic cooler. KK v AA Effective stacks 80BB deep. Having raised my KK then 4-bet when re-raised, I did get a sinking feeling when my opponent shoved, but his range was wider than just AA, so I had to call.<br /><br />I needn't have worried, as a K on the board saw me right. Whereupon my opponent went off on an enormous 'how could you call that' type rant. Rather than explain how exploitable it would be to fold KK whenever someone 5-bet shoved pre-flop, I played dumb while gleefully enjoying the suck-out.<br /><br />Hand B is the stuff of dreams. AA v KK Effective stacks 170BB. All-in pre. I deliberately played this one very fast, to give the impression of AK rather then AA, and it worked perfectly, as my opponent couldn't wait to get his chips in the middle.<br /><br />No suck-out and a healthy pot to rake.<br /><br />To me, both these hands are extremely lucky.<br /><br />I doubt anyone would deny the outcome of Hand A merits that description. But I do think many people lack any sophistication in their appraisal of the entire situation, as opposed to the outcome alone.<br /><br />To lose with AA v KK is clearly unlucky, but it's also pretty damn unlucky to run KK into AA in the first place. Especially against a fairly aggro opponent.<br /><br />Having lost the hand, I could have pointed out to my opponent that since he hadn't topped up recently, he'd actually saved 20BB through tardiness.<br /><br />Taking it to another level, I could have considered that he was still lucky to be playing against people such as myself, who are not good enough to put a stone-cold read on him and (correctly) fold KK pre-flop.<br /><br />Hand B, conversely, isn't just lucky for being AA v KK that holds, it's doubly lucky because we were both fairly deep-stacked, so the successful outcome was highly rewarding.<br /><br />How many times have we been dealt AA and got it all-in versus a shortie with 77? In that case one could argue we are actually unlucky when we win (because the profit is < 20BB) and lucky when we lose (because it's only 20BB).<br /><br />There's a lot more to luck than the RNG running true. Something it pays to bear in mind when grinding a large number of hands, and working hard to manage tilt.<br /><br />While it's good to understand the odds, a little rationality and perspective can go a long way towards an improved and profitable game.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-91765631400980342122010-01-27T23:41:00.002+00:002010-01-27T23:43:44.860+00:00Back To The Real WorldSo I'm back in the world of 'proper' work again. Albeit on something short term.<br /><br />Spent a few days in Belfast this week (no I am NOT Gordon Brown), and I'll probably be over there again soon.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-39023778149964641652010-01-12T23:47:00.002+00:002010-01-13T00:09:15.341+00:00Missives From A Pretend Professional Poker Player - Part 3. TiltI've never had much of a problem with tilt. At least not in the 'smashing the lot in with entirely irrational play' sense.<br /><br />I'm sure I've occasionally suffered from 'winner's tilt' and made over optimistic plays when running good.<br /><br />Equally when running bad I DO get frustrated. I DO curse at the monitor. I DO bemoan my luck and swear vengeance on the villains.<br /><br />What I don't do is throw my money away in an entirely random manner.<br /><br />I'm not sure whether I've just got a good temperament, or whether I'm so stingy I simply can't bear to drop any cash unnecessarily. Either way, I know it's a good way to be, and I was worried that playing much more intensively than I'm used to might have a negative impact on this trait.<br /><br />Fortunately, so far it seems, so good. Which may have been helped by a striking incident I was a beneficiary of in more ways than one...<br /><br />A new Scandie player joined one of my many tables and was seated directly to my right.<br /><br />Almost immediately we tangled in a few blind v button type hands, where he raised me off a couple of hands post-flop with what I soon came to realise were most probably 'moves'.<br /><br />Having dropped a few dollars to him, I paid close attention as his aggressive style chipped him up to double his buy-in.<br /><br />My thoughts were that he seemed a player, but I might be able to trap him if the right hand came along. I needn't have worried. His implosion was imminent.<br /><br />His downfall began in what probably seemed like a dreamily perfect scenario, as he picked up KK v QQ in an all-in pre coup. His all-action style no doubt ensuring his opponent was eager to commit pre-flop.<br /><br />The dream was shattered, however, as a third queen returned him to parity.<br /><br />Ouch, I thought. That's got to hurt. Which it clearly did, as he immediately open shoved 100BB pre-flop in the next hand, and the next, and the next...<br /><br />Whereupon my prayers were answered as I picked up KK and crushed his Q3o, to almost double me through. That was the end of my Scandie pal, as he disappeared without a word.<br /><br />We tend to remember the bad beats and gloss over the good ones, but I think the memory of this little adventure has served me well over the couple of weeks since it happened.<br /><br />The lesson I drew was that talent and skill alone are not enough. A dispassionate temperament is required too.<br /><br />There's no point winning money with good play, only to throw it away through tilt. Two steps forward followed by two steps back equals a long walk to nowhere.<br /><br />That's a path I do not intend to tread.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-68797366250646004082010-01-12T00:47:00.001+00:002010-01-12T00:47:59.101+00:00All Aboard!<div style="height:200px;width:100%;"><a href="http://www.pokerstars.com/blog_tournament/"><img src="http://www.pokerstars.com/images/wbcoop/200x200.gif" alt="Online Poker" align="left" style="margin-right:10px;" border="0"></a><p>I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! This PokerStars tournament is a No Limit <a href="http://www.pokerstars.com/">Texas Hold’em</a> event exclusive to Bloggers, you too can take part by registering on <a href="http://www.pokerstars.com/blog_tournament/">WBCOOP</a></p> <p>Registration code: 220984 </p></div>Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-59401110009275207002010-01-07T22:28:00.002+00:002010-01-07T22:30:54.324+00:00Yep It's A Bit Chilly In These Parts<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hvFQUaUjSjM/S0ZggY9Y9nI/AAAAAAAAAJc/Fa23v3DFPQY/s1600-h/terra_satellite_uk.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hvFQUaUjSjM/S0ZggY9Y9nI/AAAAAAAAAJc/Fa23v3DFPQY/s400/terra_satellite_uk.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424128910786360946" /></a><br />I picked a REALLY bad week to be driving 70 miles per day for a training course!Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-18735208152723216892009-12-31T01:53:00.004+00:002009-12-31T02:02:21.304+00:00Who Said The Games Were Getting Tougher?Just seen a guy take $662 out of a $100 buy-in game in a couple of hours.<br /><br />If he'd won $666 it would have seemed more appropriate.<br /><br />56%/4%. Didn't fold to a raise all night. Didn't fold a draw all night. Didn't miss a draw all night. Position a trifling irrelevance. Quite incredible.<br /><br />Sickening in a way as he was so bad people were almost queuing up to pay him off. The rationale presumably being he couldn't *always* have it.<br /><br />Still, I'm sure he had a fun night. Wish I could say the same.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-82948503479156063352009-12-22T13:05:00.002+00:002009-12-22T13:32:05.991+00:00Missives From A Pretend Professional Poker Player - Part 2. Game SelectionNow I'm playing more regularly again, I decided to take a more critical view of where I play my poker.<br /><br />Initially I started six-tabling the <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/fulltiltpokerrakeback.html">Full Tilt</a> deep-stack tables. Because, well, that's where I played already so why not keep it going?<br /><br />This was my leisure game of choice because as well as being potentially lucrative, especially during the happy hours, it's also a lot of fun. I think my A-game is quite unconventional and works best with lots of fairly deep opponents - no swarms of short-stacking Germans and Scandies to contend with.<br /><br />They also had a bonus offer running which I worked off with ease. A first on Full Tilt!<br /><br />However my <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/fulltiltpokerrakeback.html">rakeback on Full Tilt</a> is 'only' 27% (the standard it seems), so once the bonus was cleared I started re-appraising my options. I decided to work through a few different sites in turn, and started looking for options that were <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/">rakeback friendly</a>, possibly had bonuses running, and had sufficient volume to support multi-tabling.<br /><br />There are several candidates out there, but the one I settled on initially was my old <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/PokerEurobet.html">Eurobet</a> account - which I opened back in the golden days when it was still a Party Poker skin.<br /><br />This has 30% rakeback, but also allows loyalty points to be converted to cash bonuses. Additionally, the <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/">rakeback provider</a> offers a rake-race each month that has relatively few entrants, meaning I could pretty much guarantee myself a small bonus on top.<br /><br />Effectively then, my money is simultaneously working four ways - poker winnings, rakeback, bonus, and <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/blog/rake-races">rake-race</a>. That sounded suitably professional to me.<br /><br />The other habit I've changed is I now pay more attention to my notes and gradings.<br /><br />I've always been quite good at taking notes on players, and I've always been quite aware of HUD statistics. However when playing for fun I've never really bothered utilising them to choose which tables to play on.<br /><br />If I found myself seated at a table when several players has notes indicating they were decent I saw it as a challenge rather than a threat. Now I see it as a possible inhibitor to win-rate. Thus it's much more common for me to sit down, scope the table, and exit.<br /><br />Or, if the table is short-handed and I'm auto seated at a less than optimum location, I'll exit and return at a better position.<br /><br />This is especially important on the Eurobet tables, as players tend to play with shorter stacks, which means a more conventional approach is needed, as there are very few hands it's profitable to get three-bet with when playing out-of-position.<br /><br />I learned this lesson the expensive way, as I initially failed to adapt to the switch from Full Tilt deep-stacks. I've now posted a sequence of 11 winning sessions from the last 12 I've played, so it seems to have sunk in now.<br /><br />The plan at the moment is to see out the month on Eurobet, then look for another site for next month.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-7927065349034287192009-12-20T13:20:00.003+00:002009-12-20T13:41:16.634+00:00Blonde Poker/iPoker/Aqua DisagreementI'm a fairly active member of the forum on <a href="http://blondepoker.com/">Blonde Poker</a>, and when they set up a site on iPoker I played a good few hands there until I got sick of skirmishing with armies of short-stacking mega-multitablers.<br /><br />The guys who run the forum seem like a decent bunch and they've been very hard done by over some nonsensical rules regarding not only having winning players or their skin, but also credit card charge-backs for transactions they had no control or oversight over.<br /><br />However the thing that shocked me most about the scenario was the <a href="http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=45532.270">threat to withhold player deposits</a> to cover a possible shortfall in the charge-backs.<br /><br />My first instinct on reading this was to log into my various iPoker skins and make sure there was no money left in any of them.<br /><br />For me, any site associated with iPoker can only be seen as a risk not worth taking at present.<br /><br />When you've got <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/pokerstarsrakeback.html">PokerStars</a>, <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/fulltiltpokerrakeback.html">Full Tilt</a>, <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/PokerParty.html">Party Poker</a>, <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/PokerEverest.html">Everest</a> and various <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/PokerEurobet.html">Ongame skins</a> to choose from, why play on iPoker? I don't see the point.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-86043108477562410622009-12-14T09:59:00.002+00:002009-12-14T10:06:30.958+00:00Accenture Dump Tiger WoodsMore hilarity in the world of sport sponsorship as Accenture dump Tiger Woods on the grounds they "determined that he is no longer the right representative for its advertising".<br /><br />Having worked with Accenture on a couple of projects, and kept in touch with people who still work with them, it's clear to me that Woods may not be the right representative for their advertising, but he is the PERFECT representative for their business practices.<br /><br />Like Tiger, Accenture are consummate shafters. Unlike Tiger, they still manage to turn a profit from it.<br /><br />Don't take my word for it, ask the <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/29/accenture_nhs_penalty/">UK Government</a> or <a href="http://www.computerworlduk.com/management/it-business/supplier-relations/news/index.cfm?newsid=17539">British Gas</a>.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-26792413860068681592009-12-14T01:06:00.001+00:002009-12-14T01:53:32.565+00:00Missives From A Pretend Professional Poker Player - Part 1. VolumeWith a lot more time to work with, I've been trying to give more thought to how I approach online poker.<br /><br />I decided to try to adopt more of a professional approach. Not that I want to be a pro, but this seems as good an opportunity as any for some experimentation.<br /><br />The first thing I gave some thought to was volume. Hands per month, hours to play, etc.<br /><br />Not having any great knowledge of how online pros operate, I've previously been staggered by some of the numbers people quote for stats such as hands per month.<br /><br />Yet with just a few weeks experience it seems to me their volumes are not such a hard goal to achieve. Previously I'd thought all these guys had to be sixteen-tabling for twenty hours a day.<br /><br />My goals started out much more modestly. Whereas a 'normal' job might entail an eight hour working day, I figured that eight hours of online poker five days a week would melt my brain, so instead I targeted two two-hour sessions per day for Monday to Friday, with the weekend left to my whims. Maybe trying a few tournaments, instead of more cash play.<br /><br />My next task was to decide where to play. As it happens, <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/fulltiltpokerrakeback.html">Full Tilt</a> runs an afternoon (UK time)happy hour, and another evening happy hour when the deep-stack tables are heavily populated, so I made them my first hunting ground.<br /><br />Initial results were pleasantly surprising. Six tabling seems to be my limit, which I think is a fair compromise between volume and thinking. There are people playing lots more than that but many are short-stackers who are constantly in push or fold mode.<br /><br />With that set-up two hours seems to fairly whizz past, and I'd been averaging around 440 hands per hour. Which scales up to ~40,000 per month if I were doing it as a part-time job with no weekend play.<br /><br />Given that a lot of the online pros play six-max rather than full-ring, and don't all get beyond 100k per month, there seems to be some slacking going on!<br /><br />Of course it's all new to me, so I can imagine that, like most jobs, there's an element of familiarity breeding boredom over time.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-76530016965550080172009-12-13T20:36:00.002+00:002009-12-13T20:40:23.541+00:00Berlusconi BatteredNot a good week for high profile philanderers!<br /><br />Just seen the footage on BBC and Sky News of Silvio Berlusconi being attacked at a rally in Milan.<br /><br />Obviously it's not right that a pensioner should be assaulted - quite badly judging by the state of his face - but when I heard the assailant was alleged to be a 42 year-old man, I couldn't help wondering if it was the dad of one of Berlusconi's mistresses.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-77943087013852001072009-12-10T00:32:00.002+00:002009-12-10T01:02:07.786+00:00Less VegasI should have been boarding a plane in about 12 hours to head for London and henceforth Vegas.<br /><br />The flights were booked. Strip accommodation reserved. ESTA form completed. I was all set. Only packing remained to be done.<br /><br />Then my youngest daughter took an awkward tumble as she played at home on Monday.<br /><br />On the way down she cracked her head off a table hard enough to shunt it sidewards.<br /><br />There were tears, horror, and concern. Which turned out to be misplaced, as there was no harm done other that some faint bruising on her temple. Just another toddler mishap.<br /><br />What lasted longer than the concern was the sick feeling I felt in my stomach at the point I saw her stumble but was too far away to stop her falling.<br /><br />As the afternoon wore on, I realised I couldn't bring myself to leave her and the rest of the family for almost a week. A long weekend in Vegas becomes a week away when the starting point is the UK!<br /><br />So, I cancelled. Maybe it's the Christmas spirit, maybe I'm just a big sap, but something didn't feel right anymore.<br /><br />I'm genuinely gutted not to be going but I had to follow my instincts. Anyway, a special trip is already being planned for next year.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-57026850367906470142009-12-02T23:31:00.003+00:002009-12-02T23:48:59.739+00:00The Curse Of The Gillette ChampionWhat next!?<br /><br />Is <a href="http://www.gillettechampions.co.uk/index.aspx?locale=en_uk">this</a> a lineup of sporting greats, or a wanted poster for the paparazzi?<br /><br />First, Thierry Henry gets caught <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2755506/FIFA-will-investigate-Thierry-Henrys-handball.html">blatantly cheating</a> to send France to the World Cup finals in South Africa.<br /><br />Then, Tiger Woods <a href="http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/">obtusely confesses</a> to not so blatantly cheating in a different context.<br /><br />Now all that remains is for Roger Federer to be caught up to some unlikely mischief and the triumvirate of doom will be complete. <br /><br />To be fair, I have a degree of sympathy for both men. Henry did something off-the-cuff that has had huge repercussions. It happens. If the ref had been more observant there would have been virtually no comeback.<br /><br />Woods case is more complex. I can only imagine what it must feel like to be THAT good at such a huge sport; to be THAT rich; THAT universally popular.<br /><br />If he suffers from some sort of God Syndrome we could hardly be surprised. Throw in a few lengthy injury layoffs where an element of boredom and frustration is bound to set in, and it's maybe not so surprising that he looked for thrills elsewhere.<br /><br />I'd imagine both might be phoning David Beckham for words of wisdom, as he has managed to recover from both on and off-the-park transgressions in the past, with his image seemingly intact.<br /><br />All that said, I'll be deeply disappointed if at least one tabloid doesn't run some sort of variation on 'Lies Of The Tiger', as a headline this week. It's an open goal you wouldn't need to be Thierry Henry to score.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-27526088188689761802009-12-02T11:28:00.002+00:002009-12-02T11:36:16.478+00:00BA275This flight number suddenly takes on tremendous significance.<br /><br />As does, <a href="http://open.spotify.com/album/06W4yq3V6q25EKJeznobrp">this album</a>, or <a href="http://open.spotify.com/track/1vVJ9HuJIgFG0vk12yGfeZ">this song</a>, or <a href="http://open.spotify.com/track/0CINJz55gaKzuAsqhZ0hEU">for the kids</a>.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-39248649774060005962009-12-01T00:49:00.004+00:002009-12-02T11:38:15.424+00:00Is This Really Genuine?Never mind 'eating a horse', <a href="http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/unusual-attitude/2009/11/passenger-creates-big-debate-a.html">this guy</a> looks like he could swallow it whole!Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-20448929620894118832009-11-28T15:16:00.002+00:002009-11-28T15:20:21.493+00:00Tiger WoodsHands up who thinks Tiger Woods was rescued by his wife with a golf-club; or was he rescued *from* his wife with a golf club?<br /><br />Can I get odds on <a href="http://www.britishpokerplayers.co.uk/PokerBetfair.html">Betfair</a>?<br /><br />And yes I did tag this as "current affairs".Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-46531611116550725062009-11-28T00:21:00.002+00:002009-11-28T00:32:48.430+00:00Run GoodamentsStill running stupidly hot at the tables. Especially considering I'm sticking to the micro levels still.<br /><br />Perusing Hold Em Manager, my last few sessions of four tabling at $.25/$.50 are showing a win rate of $104 and $199 per hour. If only that were sustainable.<br /><br />In all honesty I've done nothing more than get lucky in terms of picking up big hands versus idiots, and hitting big draws in multi-way pots. I don't think that level of wisdom is going to earn me a book deal or a sponsorship package just yet.<br /><br />Today marks a milestone in my career, as I'm pretty sure I passed the first exam I've sat in about 14 years. Which should mean I'm 25% of the way towards being professionally accredited as a business analyst.<br /><br />What was encouraging about the course was I pretty quickly realised I knew a helluva lot more than most of the other participants. Some of whom already hold down pretty decent jobs in the field.<br /><br />In their own fields I'm sure they're experts, but the lack of knowledge of what I'd consider general business terms, and the lack of awareness of the economic environment was surprising to me.<br /><br />Major stress of the week was three days of commuting along the M8. Especially when day one (i.e. the day I didn't have clue where the hell I was going) was possibly the worst day of the year for driving - howling gales, torrential winds, and crashes galore.<br /><br />I'll be back to the trains as soon as possible.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-34144764500635861402009-11-24T12:47:00.003+00:002009-11-24T12:54:18.266+00:00Resting Between Roles - UpdateQuick progress report on how my time off is going.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Good</span><br /><br />Ironing - almost up-to-date.<br />Time with kids - fun.<br />Training/self-improvement - start a 3-day training course tomorrow. Managed to negotiate a 45% discount from the provider.<br />Career development - had various enquiries for contract roles, and have a job interview today for a permie position that I might actually consider.<br />Winning at poker - running ridic good on a small sample.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Bad</span><br /><br />Gym - not been! Mix of illness, injury, and other distractions.<br />Catching up with pals - one big night out. Nothing else.<br />Playing poker - only played about six hours of four tabling.<br />Blogging - not written as much as I'd like.<br /><br />General summary would be by Friday the decks will be clear and my time truly will be my own. I doubt I'll get anything lined up before Christmas but so far it's going well.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9996816.post-26736954688375913172009-11-20T13:24:00.002+00:002009-11-20T13:27:09.873+00:00Pimp Cancels Rabbi's Drug Fuelled OrgyStraight from the <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6924293.ece">Department of You Couldn't Make It Up</a>. This truly puts the occasional lunacy you'll see at the poker table into perspective!<br /><br />In other news, megacorp can GFT, albeit I didn't present the news to them in exactly that format. I may need work in the New Year.Divhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09307982038400615730noreply@blogger.com0