I Did Survive

Made it back with a thankfully flawless return trip.

Bankroll slightly depleted.
Liver somewhat distended.
Sleep pattern greatly distorted.

Back to work in sixteen hours. Full report to follow, including...

Journey from hell.
Donkey calls win monster pots.
Staring into the abyss at 10am.
Drunken poker with a bracelet winner.
Have you heard of polar bears?
What I did with Katie Holmes.
Only in Vegas.
Best lapdance. Ever.
Spillage with Swiper the Fox.
Who thinks I'm a cutie.
Vegas on three hours sleep and one meal a day.