Come On In, The Legislation's Fine

The population in Scotland has been declining in recent years. As a consequence, the Scottish Executive has been attempting to both reduce emigration, and increase immigration to turn the tide.

Mostly they've been trying to persuade expats to return home, and Eastern Europeans to move in.

Today I'd like to do my bit for their campaign, with a few key facts about Scotland - Glasgow in particular - which may be pertinent to my small but faithful readership.

FACT 1 - GAMBLING IN SCOTLAND IS TAX FREE

Yes, win as much as you can, and keep it all for yourself. No IRS returns for me.

FACT 2 - IT'S LEGAL TOO

Well, mostly. Online certainly is, and the casinos certainly are. The dedicated poker rooms are more of a grey area, but there's plenty options to choose from - at least seven in Glasgow at the last count, and more casinos are on the way.

FACT 3 - OUR GOVERNMENT LOVES ONLINE GAMING

Gordon Brown - prudent Scot that he is - long ago recognised the value of the online gaming industry. That's why he cut a deal with the bookmakers to persuade them to stay onshore. That's why the treasury is happy to see the likes of Party Gaming listed on the London Stock Exchange, and is actively trying to persuade them to move their HQs onshore too.

Senator Frist (or is it Fist) clearly didn't read this.