Who Said Satire Was Dead?

The fact

The fiction

Well done eTims for highlighting the absurdity of the Artur Boruc situation.

At a time when fifty crimes a day are going unpunished in Scotland because the Procurator Fiscal can't be bothered prosecuting, it's interesting to see where their priorities lie.

It appears pandering to neanderthal bigots is less hassle than pursuing genuine criminals.